yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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