just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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