Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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