My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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