How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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