I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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