The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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