new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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