Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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