I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have post one night stand depression
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