Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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