ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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