this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So squirting runs in the family.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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