No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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