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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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