office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
BRING THE BAGELS
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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