OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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