that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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