You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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