so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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