I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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