i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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