Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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