So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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