I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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