did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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