They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize