Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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