I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
