Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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