found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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