I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize
