Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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