At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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