I hate your face
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didn't notice because vodka
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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