So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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