awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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