Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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