I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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