i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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