I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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