he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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