I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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