yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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