On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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