Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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