He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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