there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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