I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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