Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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