dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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