I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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