So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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