Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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