You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
