that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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