R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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