Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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